the darker the flesh the deeper the roots
Walking into school:
Logging into tumblr:
#this is too accurate
WoAH WHAT i MadE ThiS HolY nOTES
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Pretty sure she’s just a disney princess
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
its fucked up when u grow up and realize everybody is on drugs..
I was just a virgin 3 months ago now I got three bodies, tonight I had sex with one hoe now my other hoe talking bout he on his way 👀 two dicks in one night? 😧